1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:04,944 Previously on Two and a Half Men. 2 00:00:05,101 --> 00:00:07,494 That is a very sexy woman. 3 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:11,098 -So whose car is it? -Psychiatrist. 4 00:00:11,935 --> 00:00:13,371 Let's get out of here, Charlie. 5 00:00:13,372 --> 00:00:15,223 You are not just going to leave me here, are you? 6 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:17,616 Here we are. Chez Charlie. 7 00:00:18,864 --> 00:00:22,024 -She's taking her clothes off. -ls this a great country or what? 8 00:00:22,025 --> 00:00:23,558 You guys are so cute. 9 00:00:23,559 --> 00:00:24,611 Right back at you. 10 00:00:24,612 --> 00:00:26,910 Good, Charlie. Keep hitting on the deranged woman. 11 00:00:26,911 --> 00:00:29,720 Hey, Charlie, you're a really cool guy. 12 00:00:29,721 --> 00:00:31,891 But I'm not going to have sex with you. 13 00:00:31,892 --> 00:00:34,285 Ever? 14 00:00:34,959 --> 00:00:37,161 Deep tissue massage, pancakes. 15 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:42,111 If you had a TV on your forehead and could breathe through the ears you'd be perfect. 16 00:00:42,112 --> 00:00:45,208 You just assume that if we are both interested in the same woman 17 00:00:45,209 --> 00:00:47,539 -you would come out on top? -Of course I would. 18 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:48,848 What are you afraid of? 19 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:51,467 I'm afraid I'm going to hit you so hard I'll be an only child. 20 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,925 -Are you sure? -It's settled. You are staying with us. 21 00:00:53,926 --> 00:00:56,161 Of course, we still don't know a damn thing about her. 22 00:00:56,162 --> 00:00:57,981 I'm Joanie. 23 00:00:57,982 --> 00:00:59,226 Hi. 24 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:01,749 We are going to go to Charlie and Alan's house, hon. 25 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:07,626 It's a wonderful place where those awful people will never find us. 26 00:01:07,689 --> 00:01:10,082 So, Frankie, 27 00:01:10,149 --> 00:01:12,989 why didn't you tell us you had a daughter? 28 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:15,469 Okay, guys, here's the deal. 29 00:01:16,215 --> 00:01:18,608 I didn't want you to know. 30 00:01:19,473 --> 00:01:21,866 Okay. I feel better. 31 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:23,942 I'm sorry, it's a long story. 32 00:01:23,943 --> 00:01:26,816 We got time. I'm not doing anything. Alan, you doing anything? 33 00:01:26,817 --> 00:01:29,148 No, I'm free. 34 00:01:29,149 --> 00:01:32,245 I was staying with my grandma and grandpa, who are really rich, 35 00:01:32,246 --> 00:01:36,747 and they don't want my mom to have me, so they said she's crazy. 36 00:01:36,748 --> 00:01:38,887 That wasn't so long. 37 00:01:38,888 --> 00:01:44,698 -Can we please talk about this later? -Okay. What shall we talk about? 38 00:01:44,699 --> 00:01:47,092 Are you guys gay? 39 00:01:49,362 --> 00:01:51,755 Isn't she something? 40 00:02:00,315 --> 00:02:02,708 Okay, here we are. 41 00:02:03,412 --> 00:02:06,599 This is it, right? One kid, no pets? 42 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:09,159 As far as I know. 43 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:14,347 -Can I go look at the ocean? -Sure, just stay on the deck. 44 00:02:16,984 --> 00:02:19,845 Okay, who has the first question? 45 00:02:21,710 --> 00:02:24,102 -Alan. -Thank you. 46 00:02:25,861 --> 00:02:29,278 -What the hell is going on? -Good one. 47 00:02:29,502 --> 00:02:33,045 Here it is. I married a really rich guy, and his parents always hated me. 48 00:02:33,046 --> 00:02:35,185 I don't know. Maybe it was because when we met, 49 00:02:35,186 --> 00:02:37,452 he was on the road to becoming a U.S. Congressman 50 00:02:37,453 --> 00:02:40,841 and I was just, you know, on the road. 51 00:02:41,636 --> 00:02:43,583 Joanie, get off the railing. 52 00:02:43,584 --> 00:02:46,234 Anyway, they were not happy when we got married, 53 00:02:46,235 --> 00:02:49,490 and they were even less happy when we used part of his trust fund 54 00:02:49,491 --> 00:02:50,895 to finance my recording career. 55 00:02:50,896 --> 00:02:55,528 -You're a singer? -Well, as it turns out, no. But... 56 00:02:56,197 --> 00:02:57,761 Then two years ago, Brad died. 57 00:02:57,762 --> 00:03:00,986 And ever since, his parents have been trying to take Joanie away from me. 58 00:03:00,987 --> 00:03:03,158 -So, the psychiatrist... -Court ordered. 59 00:03:03,159 --> 00:03:06,000 They're suing me for custody, saying I'm an unfit parent. 60 00:03:06,001 --> 00:03:08,394 -Unfit, how? -You know... 61 00:03:10,631 --> 00:03:11,812 I'm not a lawyer, 62 00:03:11,813 --> 00:03:14,335 but taking a baseball bat to the shrink's Beamer 63 00:03:14,336 --> 00:03:16,698 might not have helped your case. 64 00:03:16,699 --> 00:03:19,188 Yeah, they'll probably spin that one in their favor. 65 00:03:19,189 --> 00:03:20,401 But I was screwed anyway 66 00:03:20,402 --> 00:03:22,797 because they were paying him to make me look bad. 67 00:03:22,798 --> 00:03:25,096 -That's horrible. -So what are your plans now? 68 00:03:25,097 --> 00:03:28,194 I don't know. I didn't think past just getting her out of there. 69 00:03:28,195 --> 00:03:29,247 You don't have to know. 70 00:03:29,248 --> 00:03:31,482 You can stay here for a while and figure it out. Right? 71 00:03:31,483 --> 00:03:33,933 -Absolutely. -Thank you. 72 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:37,317 That'd be great. I'll go tell Joanie. 73 00:03:37,486 --> 00:03:40,546 Terrific. We're happy to have you. 74 00:03:42,405 --> 00:03:45,917 Okay, we've got to get her out of here. 75 00:03:46,108 --> 00:03:48,216 -Charlie, she needs us. -She doesn't need us. 76 00:03:48,217 --> 00:03:51,536 She needs a lawyer and probably a new shrink. 77 00:03:51,537 --> 00:03:53,420 Well, then we'll get her those. 78 00:03:53,421 --> 00:03:56,167 At this point, I think I'd like to stop using the word "we." 79 00:03:56,168 --> 00:03:57,507 You're going to bail on her? 80 00:03:57,508 --> 00:03:59,839 Two days ago, you couldn't wait to get her in bed. 81 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,713 That's because two days ago, she was just a crazy stranger. 82 00:04:02,714 --> 00:04:05,300 If I remember correctly, you couldn't wait to get rid of her. 83 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:07,087 Yes, because she was a crazy stranger. 84 00:04:07,088 --> 00:04:09,738 Now I've gotten to know her and I want her to stay. 85 00:04:09,739 --> 00:04:13,410 All right, Alan, but I'm warning you. This girl's got a lot of baggage. 86 00:04:13,411 --> 00:04:18,998 I don't know if you have enough sky cabs to get her to the curb. 87 00:04:18,999 --> 00:04:21,392 What? 88 00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:25,881 So, Joanie, what grade are you in? 89 00:04:25,897 --> 00:04:27,365 -Second. -Really? 90 00:04:27,366 --> 00:04:31,184 -I have a little boy who's in fourth. -So? 91 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:37,360 I don't know. I thought it'd be germane to the conversation. 92 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:42,577 Wow. Doesn't matter how old they are, you still strike out. 93 00:04:44,194 --> 00:04:47,418 You know, Joanie, you are just as pretty as your mom. 94 00:04:47,419 --> 00:04:49,812 So? 95 00:04:49,846 --> 00:04:52,239 I bow to the master. 96 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,592 Hold on, let me finish. 97 00:04:55,627 --> 00:04:57,989 All right, I'm going to say this one more time 98 00:04:57,990 --> 00:05:00,192 real slow so there's no confusion. 99 00:05:00,193 --> 00:05:01,725 You can take your damn money 100 00:05:01,726 --> 00:05:04,248 and stick it up your "white bread, country club, 101 00:05:04,249 --> 00:05:07,675 "Tournament of Roses, liposuctioned" ass. 102 00:05:08,495 --> 00:05:10,888 Hi. 103 00:05:12,231 --> 00:05:16,053 -Really? I'm garbage. -ls Alan here? 104 00:05:16,861 --> 00:05:18,713 Really? Is that right? 105 00:05:18,714 --> 00:05:23,439 Well, I got news for you, lady. The term is white trash. 106 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:27,259 -Do you know her? -Nope, that's a new one. 107 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:30,145 -Hi, Dad. -Jake, Judith. What are you doing here? 108 00:05:30,146 --> 00:05:33,019 Alan, I told you yesterday I was going to visit my parents. 109 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:34,744 Dad's having another colonoscopy. 110 00:05:34,744 --> 00:05:36,851 If I'm not there, I'll have to watch the video. 111 00:05:36,852 --> 00:05:40,045 Yeah, right. I'm sorry. There's just been a lot of stuff going on. 112 00:05:40,045 --> 00:05:42,918 Yeah. I just met your brother's latest stuff. 113 00:05:42,919 --> 00:05:45,600 -Why do you assume it's his stuff? -What? Is it yours? 114 00:05:45,601 --> 00:05:47,229 No, but it's not his, either. 115 00:05:47,230 --> 00:05:49,783 -But it could be. -Says who? 116 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:51,029 Says your ex-wife. 117 00:05:51,030 --> 00:05:54,957 Okay, I really don't need to hear this. Jake, honey, have a good time. 118 00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:57,350 Charlie, behave yourself. 119 00:05:57,608 --> 00:05:58,949 What about me? 120 00:05:58,950 --> 00:06:02,621 I am completely capable of having my own stuff. 121 00:06:02,622 --> 00:06:06,868 -Hi, I'm Joanie. -Hey. I'm going to go play in my room. 122 00:06:06,869 --> 00:06:09,731 -Can I come with you? -Whatever. 123 00:06:10,222 --> 00:06:15,011 If he can just keep that attitude for another 30 years, he's gold. 124 00:06:15,012 --> 00:06:18,300 I'm not afraid of your lawyers or your shrinks. 125 00:06:18,301 --> 00:06:20,758 Fine, bring them on, because you know what? 126 00:06:20,759 --> 00:06:23,717 We're going to run away and hide. 127 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:26,187 Now they're really unhappy with me. 128 00:06:26,188 --> 00:06:30,243 -ls there anything we can do? -Thanks, you've already done so much. 129 00:06:30,244 --> 00:06:33,148 -I just hate to put you out like this. -lt is not a problem. 130 00:06:33,149 --> 00:06:36,150 We have plenty of space. You and Joanie can stay in my room 131 00:06:36,151 --> 00:06:38,553 and I'll bunk with Charlie. 132 00:06:39,759 --> 00:06:42,152 You'll bunk with Charlie? 133 00:06:43,273 --> 00:06:47,231 -Hold on there, Pecos Bill. -No, it'll be fun. 134 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:49,594 It'll be like when we were kids. 135 00:06:49,595 --> 00:06:50,999 Okay. 136 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:57,000 But just remember, this time Mom won't be around to hear you scream. 137 00:06:58,728 --> 00:07:00,420 Why are those people here? 138 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:03,357 They're going through a tough time, and we're helping them out. 139 00:07:03,358 --> 00:07:05,369 That girl is really annoying. 140 00:07:05,369 --> 00:07:11,494 -I think maybe she has a crush on you. -Yeah, that's what's annoying. 141 00:07:12,012 --> 00:07:16,066 -You don't really like girls yet? -No, I like girls. 142 00:07:16,067 --> 00:07:18,699 Just not into eight-year-olds. 143 00:07:24,562 --> 00:07:26,189 Is Joanie okay? 144 00:07:26,190 --> 00:07:29,095 Yeah. She fell asleep as soon as her head hit the pillow. 145 00:07:29,096 --> 00:07:32,206 -lt was a long day for her. -Yeah. 146 00:07:32,864 --> 00:07:37,206 The good news is I think my in-laws are going to back off. 147 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:41,226 The bad news is that wasn't my shrink's car. 148 00:07:42,188 --> 00:07:45,030 Yeah, well, we all make mistakes. 149 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:47,616 But at least you made this one for the right reason. 150 00:07:47,617 --> 00:07:50,009 You love your daughter. 151 00:07:51,992 --> 00:07:55,025 I just wish I knew where to go from here. 152 00:07:55,026 --> 00:07:59,706 Because I know I seem like I've got it all together, 153 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:03,487 -but this is a little... -Scary? 154 00:08:03,488 --> 00:08:05,817 Yeah. I understand. 155 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:09,264 When my marriage ended, I was terrified. 156 00:08:10,864 --> 00:08:13,256 It's the unknown. 157 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:18,422 -Yeah. -No, don't cry. 158 00:08:20,603 --> 00:08:23,819 Everything will work out, you'll see. 159 00:08:46,949 --> 00:08:50,059 -What's the matter? -I don't know. 160 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:55,371 It's been so long since anybody's touched me. 161 00:08:55,986 --> 00:08:58,378 Come here. 162 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:34,687 -Alan? -Yeah? 163 00:09:34,688 --> 00:09:38,736 It's been so long since anybody's touched me. 164 00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:47,428 How much did you see? 165 00:09:47,429 --> 00:09:50,597 Just enough to make sleep impossible. 166 00:09:51,772 --> 00:09:56,251 Okay, that's great. I am dying to talk about this. 167 00:09:56,466 --> 00:09:58,860 All we did was kiss, but, Charlie, what a kiss. 168 00:09:58,861 --> 00:10:01,894 It was like our souls were merging. 169 00:10:01,895 --> 00:10:04,992 -That was saliva, Alan. -No, seriously. 170 00:10:04,992 --> 00:10:07,259 I mean, Frankie is incredible. Think about it. 171 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:10,708 First she loses her husband, then she has to fight to keep her daughter, 172 00:10:10,709 --> 00:10:14,092 and yet, still she has such incredible spirit, such joie de vivre. 173 00:10:14,093 --> 00:10:16,903 Okay, would you like to hear my take on this? 174 00:10:16,904 --> 00:10:19,842 Is it positive and life affirming? 175 00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:22,395 Good night, Alan. 176 00:10:22,396 --> 00:10:25,045 Okay, no. Tell me what you think. 177 00:10:25,046 --> 00:10:26,163 All right. 178 00:10:26,164 --> 00:10:29,675 I've known you all your life, and if there's one thing I've noticed, 179 00:10:29,676 --> 00:10:32,230 you are a stone sucker for the damsel in distress. 180 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:34,648 -I am not. -Come on, Alan. 181 00:10:34,722 --> 00:10:36,796 Every woman you've ever been involved with 182 00:10:36,797 --> 00:10:38,074 has been damaged and needy. 183 00:10:38,075 --> 00:10:42,028 Wait, what about... Okay, go on. 184 00:10:43,088 --> 00:10:46,185 You devote all your time and energy into fixing them up 185 00:10:46,186 --> 00:10:47,910 instead of doing the humane thing, 186 00:10:47,910 --> 00:10:51,102 which is to have sex with them and run away. 187 00:10:51,103 --> 00:10:53,562 Exactly how is that the humane thing? 188 00:10:53,563 --> 00:10:57,521 My way, they have a good time, you have a good time, nobody suffers. 189 00:10:57,522 --> 00:11:01,353 Your way, you get married, you take over their lives, 190 00:11:01,354 --> 00:11:05,856 they start to hate you, and you end up moving in with me. 191 00:11:05,857 --> 00:11:08,506 You know what, Charlie? I think you're jealous. 192 00:11:08,507 --> 00:11:10,805 -Of who? -Of me. 193 00:11:10,806 --> 00:11:13,104 For the first time in our lives, a woman picked me 194 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:14,765 over you, and you can't deal with it. 195 00:11:14,766 --> 00:11:19,044 I can deal with it. I don't get it, but I can deal with it. 196 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:22,301 I feel sorry for you. I feel sorry that your heart 197 00:11:22,302 --> 00:11:26,196 has become so hard and small that you've lost the capacity 198 00:11:26,197 --> 00:11:29,550 to connect with another human being on any level any more meaningful 199 00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:33,532 than the inebriated exchange of bodily fluids. 200 00:11:35,617 --> 00:11:37,916 Boy, leave it to you to take a beautiful thing 201 00:11:37,917 --> 00:11:41,487 Iike drunken sex and make it sound dirty. 202 00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:46,529 I don't know why I even bother talking to you. 203 00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:50,657 -Alan? -What? 204 00:11:50,658 --> 00:11:54,955 I thought we had a pact to never go to bed mad. 205 00:11:56,597 --> 00:11:58,990 Leave me alone. 206 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,338 Come on. Don't you want to spoon? 207 00:12:03,814 --> 00:12:08,140 I swear to God, you are going to lose that hand. 208 00:12:08,509 --> 00:12:11,186 -That's not my hand. -Mom! 209 00:12:18,535 --> 00:12:22,462 -Do you know where Jake is? -No, honey, I'm sorry. 210 00:12:22,463 --> 00:12:25,943 -We're playing hide-and-seek. -I don't know where he's hiding. 211 00:12:25,944 --> 00:12:30,346 No, I was hiding, and he was supposed to find me. 212 00:12:30,894 --> 00:12:33,286 It's been over an hour. 213 00:12:34,119 --> 00:12:37,376 -lf I see him, I'll let him know. -Thank you. 214 00:12:37,376 --> 00:12:39,769 You're welcome. 215 00:12:40,889 --> 00:12:43,396 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 216 00:12:46,541 --> 00:12:48,871 Morning. 217 00:12:48,872 --> 00:12:51,265 Morning. 218 00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:14,927 -Coffee? -Thank you. 219 00:13:16,366 --> 00:13:20,836 So, I thought maybe today, you, me, and the kids might go do something fun. 220 00:13:20,837 --> 00:13:24,330 -What about Charlie? -He's had his fun. 221 00:13:24,732 --> 00:13:26,169 I know. Why don't we go 222 00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:28,245 to Will Rogers State Park and have a picnic? 223 00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:30,638 -That sounds nice. -Great. 224 00:13:34,696 --> 00:13:37,088 -Morning. -Morning. 225 00:13:44,818 --> 00:13:47,211 Oh, man. 226 00:13:47,341 --> 00:13:49,734 I'm the extra guy. 227 00:13:50,342 --> 00:13:52,481 Don't call yourself extra. 228 00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,875 -Try superfluous. -Alan. 229 00:13:55,548 --> 00:13:59,682 -Fifth wheel, eleventh toe, third nipple. -Alan! 230 00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,221 Interesting. 231 00:14:02,222 --> 00:14:05,868 -What's interesting? -This is new for me. 232 00:14:06,309 --> 00:14:08,702 Don't really like it. 233 00:14:10,046 --> 00:14:13,684 -Charlie, you're a great guy. -No, please, stop. 234 00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:15,729 Do not call me a great guy. 235 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:17,804 That's what you call the schmuck loser friend 236 00:14:17,805 --> 00:14:19,114 who has to dance with the 237 00:14:19,114 --> 00:14:21,507 hot chick's ugly cousin. 238 00:14:25,788 --> 00:14:30,285 -What? -Nothing. Just having a really good day. 239 00:14:34,314 --> 00:14:39,678 -Hey, coming on the picnic, Uncle Charlie? -No. Couldn't find a date. 240 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,796 Jake, 241 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,446 Mom wants to know if you want egg salad or tuna for lunch. 242 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,840 -Tuna. -Me, too. 243 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,747 God, she's annoying. 244 00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:55,070 At least you're not a third nipple. 245 00:14:55,071 --> 00:14:56,922 Jake, why don't you go in the kitchen 246 00:14:56,923 --> 00:15:02,091 and help Joanie pick out some snacks for the picnic basket? 247 00:15:05,481 --> 00:15:07,332 You sure you don't want to come with us? 248 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:12,633 -Do you really want me to come with you? -No, I was just being polite. 249 00:15:12,634 --> 00:15:16,976 Listen, Frankie, we need to talk about you and Alan. 250 00:15:16,977 --> 00:15:19,180 Come on, stud. 251 00:15:19,181 --> 00:15:23,870 -You're not jealous, are you? -No. Dumbfounded, maybe. 252 00:15:23,906 --> 00:15:27,960 Mystified, astounded, flabbergasted, but not jealous. 253 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:31,154 I just want to make sure that you understand how vulnerable he is. 254 00:15:31,155 --> 00:15:33,901 You don't think I'm vulnerable, too? 255 00:15:33,902 --> 00:15:35,497 Maybe you haven't noticed, Charlie, 256 00:15:35,498 --> 00:15:38,978 but I'm wrapped tighter than an airport sandwich. 257 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:42,586 Okay, let me put it this way, my brother is crazy about you. 258 00:15:42,587 --> 00:15:45,332 Well, I'm crazy about him, too. 259 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:48,111 No, you don't understand. Alan's a nester. 260 00:15:48,112 --> 00:15:51,048 He's already imagining the two of you walking through lKEA, 261 00:15:51,049 --> 00:15:54,146 picking out flatware and throw pillows. 262 00:15:54,147 --> 00:15:56,826 -Come on. -He did it with me. 263 00:16:00,948 --> 00:16:04,212 You really care about him, don't you? 264 00:16:04,684 --> 00:16:06,823 Yes. 265 00:16:06,824 --> 00:16:09,303 You're a great guy, Charlie. 266 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:18,383 Great guy and a kiss on the cheek. 267 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:22,636 Why doesn't she just kick me in the balls? 268 00:16:25,409 --> 00:16:26,813 -Want to play tag? -No. 269 00:16:26,814 --> 00:16:28,155 -Hide-and-seek? -No. 270 00:16:28,156 --> 00:16:30,548 -Want to chase me? -No. 271 00:16:31,635 --> 00:16:35,819 -The kids are having a great time. -This is a wonderful idea, Alan. Thank you. 272 00:16:35,819 --> 00:16:38,660 Hey, what makes it wonderful is the company. 273 00:16:38,661 --> 00:16:42,307 Do you always say exactly the right thing? 274 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,450 I don't know. 275 00:16:43,451 --> 00:16:47,250 I suppose I try to be sensitive to the moment 276 00:16:47,251 --> 00:16:50,603 and weigh my words so that they're emotional... 277 00:16:50,604 --> 00:16:52,996 No, not always. 278 00:16:58,236 --> 00:17:01,677 Listen, Frankie, I was thinking. 279 00:17:02,323 --> 00:17:06,122 We get along so well, and our kids get along, 280 00:17:06,123 --> 00:17:08,996 and since neither one of us really has our own place... 281 00:17:08,997 --> 00:17:11,389 Alan. 282 00:17:14,745 --> 00:17:17,137 Absolutely not. 283 00:17:18,130 --> 00:17:19,949 -But... -No. My life is such a mess, 284 00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:22,345 and I've got to straighten out a bunch of things 285 00:17:22,346 --> 00:17:25,697 before I can even think about a relationship. 286 00:17:25,698 --> 00:17:32,474 Yes, you've got a lot of baggage, but it's nothing I can't get to the curb. 287 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,341 -What? -lt was something Charlie said. 288 00:17:35,342 --> 00:17:38,470 I was hoping you'd know what it meant. 289 00:17:38,471 --> 00:17:40,258 No. Alan, 290 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:42,622 I talked to my brother in Seattle today, 291 00:17:42,623 --> 00:17:48,566 and he and his wife are going to put me and Joanie up for a while. 292 00:17:49,712 --> 00:17:52,755 -You're leaving? -Tomorrow morning. 293 00:17:54,215 --> 00:17:57,790 'Cause, you know, I can enroll her in school there and get a job 294 00:17:57,791 --> 00:18:00,344 and start putting my life back together again. 295 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:03,207 Yeah, no. That makes sense. Sure. 296 00:18:04,975 --> 00:18:09,100 -I'm sorry. -No. You're doing the right thing. 297 00:18:09,223 --> 00:18:13,606 -Look on the bright side, Alan. -What bright side? 298 00:18:14,108 --> 00:18:17,018 You're going to get laid tonight. 299 00:18:22,379 --> 00:18:25,968 Oh, boy. I think I'm going to cry again. 300 00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:32,789 Okay, hon, the cab's waiting. Say goodbye to Jake. 301 00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:35,182 -Bye, Jake. -Bye. 302 00:18:36,589 --> 00:18:38,982 Oh, man! 303 00:18:40,006 --> 00:18:44,609 -Charlie, what can I say? -I know. I'm a great guy. 304 00:18:47,989 --> 00:18:50,382 Oh, man! 305 00:18:51,374 --> 00:18:54,247 You know, I would've been happy to drive you to the airport. 306 00:18:54,248 --> 00:18:58,686 No, it's better to say goodbye here, because LAX is hectic and crazy, 307 00:18:58,687 --> 00:19:03,827 and the underwire in my bra always sets off the metal detectors. 308 00:19:03,828 --> 00:19:06,669 You know, this doesn't have to be goodbye forever. 309 00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:10,086 Once we get all settled, you can come visit us. 310 00:19:10,087 --> 00:19:12,480 Sure. 311 00:19:26,053 --> 00:19:28,446 Bye. 312 00:19:47,608 --> 00:19:50,001 Here, I'm running late. 313 00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:08,447 -It's tough seeing her go, isn't it? -Yeah. I'm really going to miss Joanie.