1 00:00:03,130 --> 00:00:06,108 Hey, Judith. There's the rock star. Ready for a fun weekend? 2 00:00:06,109 --> 00:00:08,508 Leave me alone. 3 00:00:09,279 --> 00:00:11,008 Musicians. 4 00:00:11,009 --> 00:00:13,955 Alan, that child is driving me insane. 5 00:00:13,956 --> 00:00:16,355 Like father like son, huh? 6 00:00:17,159 --> 00:00:19,175 Really, that bad? 7 00:00:19,176 --> 00:00:23,178 He's been sullen and uncooperative for days. I think he needs to see someone. 8 00:00:23,179 --> 00:00:24,844 What, you mean like a shrink? 9 00:00:24,845 --> 00:00:27,917 No, Alan, I mean like a blacksmith. 10 00:00:28,368 --> 00:00:30,577 This is clearly a reaction to our divorce. 11 00:00:30,578 --> 00:00:33,684 He's not processing his emotions in a healthy way, 12 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:35,925 and I think therapy could help unblock him. 13 00:00:35,926 --> 00:00:39,814 -Where did you get that? -From my therapist. 14 00:00:39,994 --> 00:00:42,171 Who's working wonders with you. 15 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:43,772 Excuse me? 16 00:00:43,773 --> 00:00:46,490 Who's working wonders with you. 17 00:00:49,699 --> 00:00:53,541 All he does is sit in his room and play that damn thing. He's isolating, Alan. 18 00:00:53,542 --> 00:00:55,463 That doesn't mean he needs to see a therapist. 19 00:00:55,464 --> 00:00:58,474 He's a normal 1 1-year-old kid who happens to be a little grumpy. 20 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:01,676 And I'm a normal 35-year-old mother who is running out of patience. 21 00:01:01,677 --> 00:01:04,317 And by patience I mean Prozac. 22 00:01:05,008 --> 00:01:09,299 Wait a minute. You can't still be 35, because... 23 00:01:10,613 --> 00:01:13,463 He's getting pretty good at that. 24 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:15,863 Yeah, well get used to it. 25 00:01:37,485 --> 00:01:40,138 Charlie, what are you doing? 26 00:01:42,161 --> 00:01:44,561 Smoke on the Water. 27 00:02:18,257 --> 00:02:20,656 Okay. 28 00:02:20,658 --> 00:02:23,058 It's not cute anymore. 29 00:02:24,598 --> 00:02:26,263 Make him stop. 30 00:02:26,264 --> 00:02:29,465 You're the one who bought him the guitar, Charlie. 31 00:02:29,466 --> 00:02:34,302 The bed is vibrating so much up there I'm no longer necessary. 32 00:02:34,303 --> 00:02:38,465 Well, I'm sorry my son's interrupted your afternoon debauchery, 33 00:02:38,466 --> 00:02:40,547 but I think he's upset about something. 34 00:02:40,548 --> 00:02:42,148 -What's he upset about? -I don't know. 35 00:02:42,149 --> 00:02:44,967 I was just giving him a little space before I talked to him. 36 00:02:44,968 --> 00:02:47,426 You want me to talk to him? 37 00:02:47,882 --> 00:02:51,309 Sure, and I'll finish for you upstairs. 38 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:54,446 This is a father's job. 39 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:59,477 Tell him I just need, like, 20 minutes. 40 00:03:15,522 --> 00:03:17,922 Can I come in? 41 00:03:22,152 --> 00:03:26,673 It really sounds like you've got your mojo working. 42 00:03:28,013 --> 00:03:32,272 But let's try to turn it down now, okay? 43 00:03:33,490 --> 00:03:35,123 What'd you do that for? 44 00:03:35,124 --> 00:03:39,818 Because I love you, and I don't want that to change. 45 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:45,045 So how was your week? 46 00:03:45,885 --> 00:03:47,326 Okay. 47 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:49,344 Anything I need to know? 48 00:03:49,345 --> 00:03:51,618 -Anything bothering you? -No. 49 00:03:51,619 --> 00:03:54,372 You sure? 'Cause it seems like something's bothering you. 50 00:03:54,373 --> 00:03:56,262 Okay, you wanna know what's bothering me? 51 00:03:56,263 --> 00:03:57,639 Yeah. 52 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:01,652 People keep on asking me what's bothering me. 53 00:04:02,316 --> 00:04:04,838 -Okay. I won't ask. -Good. 54 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:11,139 -You know, when I was your age... -Oh, man! 55 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,269 Okay, forget that. 56 00:04:13,270 --> 00:04:15,254 -Problems at school? -No. 57 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,015 -Problems with Mom? -No. 58 00:04:17,016 --> 00:04:19,930 Because I understand there's some things a guy doesn't want to 59 00:04:19,931 --> 00:04:22,461 -talk with his mom about. -Like what? 60 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:26,721 Well, you know, girl problems, or somebody's picking on you. 61 00:04:26,722 --> 00:04:32,587 Or you're the only guy in gym class without hair on his testicles. 62 00:04:41,454 --> 00:04:43,863 She sobered up on you, huh? 63 00:04:48,084 --> 00:04:53,079 No, I'm just being a good host. And, yeah, a little bit. 64 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,802 -Man. -Did you figure out what his problem is? 65 00:04:55,803 --> 00:05:00,126 No, but we determined mine was late-onset puberty. 66 00:05:00,127 --> 00:05:03,707 You were a Mexican hairless, weren't you? 67 00:05:06,052 --> 00:05:08,293 Did you check to see if he's constipated? 68 00:05:08,294 --> 00:05:10,567 His mother and l are going through a divorce, 69 00:05:10,568 --> 00:05:12,841 and there's a lot of emotions he hasn't processed. 70 00:05:12,842 --> 00:05:18,830 Maybe so, but there's also a lot of string cheese he hasn't processed. 71 00:05:18,831 --> 00:05:22,289 You know, Judith thinks he needs to see a therapist. 72 00:05:22,290 --> 00:05:25,108 Why, 'cause it's working so good for her? 73 00:05:25,108 --> 00:05:27,510 Charlie, that's uncalled for. 74 00:05:27,511 --> 00:05:30,712 Come on. The kid's problem is he's 1 1. 75 00:05:30,713 --> 00:05:35,100 He can't drive, he can't drink, and his mother picks out all his clothes. 76 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:38,591 Be thankful he's not in the garage biting the heads off of chickens. 77 00:05:38,592 --> 00:05:40,353 But this isn't like him. 78 00:05:40,354 --> 00:05:42,754 Trust your first instinct. 79 00:05:42,756 --> 00:05:48,602 Just give him a little space, and probably by this time tomorrow... 80 00:05:50,411 --> 00:05:52,811 I will have killed him. 81 00:06:09,756 --> 00:06:13,919 Not bad. But why don't you try fretting the "E" and the "A" string together? 82 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,257 I like my way. 83 00:06:16,258 --> 00:06:18,658 Cool. 84 00:06:21,702 --> 00:06:23,719 What did you do that for? 85 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:26,474 Look, I'm really happy you've taken up an instrument, 86 00:06:26,475 --> 00:06:30,124 and I'll be even happier when you learn an actual song. 87 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:34,609 But right now, let's just take a little pause for the cause. 88 00:06:34,610 --> 00:06:36,114 What do you want? 89 00:06:36,115 --> 00:06:39,772 Nothing. I just thought we could hang out. 90 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:45,115 A couple of musicians taking five. 91 00:06:47,837 --> 00:06:50,237 Just chilling. 92 00:06:50,336 --> 00:06:52,384 Nothing's bothering me. 93 00:06:52,385 --> 00:06:56,800 That's cool. I'm not trying to harsh your mellow. 94 00:06:57,990 --> 00:07:01,928 I know there are certain things a guy doesn't want to talk to his parents about. 95 00:07:01,929 --> 00:07:04,266 -Like what? -I don't know. 96 00:07:04,267 --> 00:07:06,667 Peer pressure. Bullies. 97 00:07:06,830 --> 00:07:11,812 Skipping class to drive to Tijuana with the school nurse. 98 00:07:15,701 --> 00:07:21,259 I'm telling you, my youngest once ate a whole can of Play-Doh. 99 00:07:21,435 --> 00:07:23,516 Stopped her up for two weeks. 100 00:07:23,517 --> 00:07:24,733 Berta, please. 101 00:07:24,734 --> 00:07:27,402 Finally, pooped out an ashtray. 102 00:07:28,513 --> 00:07:31,201 That's the day I quit smoking. 103 00:07:36,167 --> 00:07:38,344 Any luck? 104 00:07:38,345 --> 00:07:41,131 The little snothead kicked me out of his room. 105 00:07:41,132 --> 00:07:42,444 Welcome to the club. 106 00:07:42,445 --> 00:07:44,270 Yeah, but I'm the cool uncle. 107 00:07:44,270 --> 00:07:46,447 And I'm the uncool dad? 108 00:07:46,448 --> 00:07:49,618 Don't get defensive. You did the best you could. 109 00:07:49,619 --> 00:07:52,117 That kid has nothing to complain about. 110 00:07:52,118 --> 00:07:54,839 He's never been spanked, he's never even been yelled at. 111 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:58,363 And even while my marriage was collapsing, he always came first. 112 00:07:58,363 --> 00:08:00,508 Well, I'm glad you're not defensive. 113 00:08:00,509 --> 00:08:03,102 He has a great life. He gets everything he wants, 114 00:08:03,103 --> 00:08:07,971 I deny him nothing. Oh, my God, what have I done to my son? 115 00:08:07,972 --> 00:08:10,308 Alan, I was kidding. You're a terrific father. 116 00:08:10,309 --> 00:08:12,038 -You think so? -Yes, I do. 117 00:08:12,039 --> 00:08:14,408 You're right. I'm always too quick to blame myself. 118 00:08:14,409 --> 00:08:16,138 -Yes, you are. -It's his mother's fault. 119 00:08:16,139 --> 00:08:18,538 Attaboy! 120 00:08:21,839 --> 00:08:23,920 Would you like me to make you a snack, Jake? 121 00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:25,586 I'm not hungry. 122 00:08:25,587 --> 00:08:27,764 You sure? We've got some pizza left from dinner. 123 00:08:27,765 --> 00:08:30,102 Alan, ease up. He said he's not hungry. 124 00:08:30,103 --> 00:08:31,703 You'll eat when you want to, right? 125 00:08:31,704 --> 00:08:35,918 Would you please not talk? I'm trying to watch. 126 00:08:39,391 --> 00:08:41,791 This show is stupid. 127 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:45,027 You're right. Here. You pick something. 128 00:08:45,028 --> 00:08:47,428 Thanks. 129 00:08:48,359 --> 00:08:50,759 Cool uncle. 130 00:08:51,786 --> 00:08:53,867 Stupid. 131 00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:55,724 Stupid. 132 00:08:55,725 --> 00:08:57,294 Boring. 133 00:08:57,295 --> 00:08:59,694 Stupid. 134 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,194 Seen it. 135 00:09:02,195 --> 00:09:03,955 Stupid. 136 00:09:03,956 --> 00:09:06,166 Stupid. 137 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:08,440 Stupid. 138 00:09:08,441 --> 00:09:10,778 Really stupid. 139 00:09:10,779 --> 00:09:12,027 Stupid. 140 00:09:12,028 --> 00:09:13,180 Dumb. 141 00:09:13,181 --> 00:09:15,070 Stupid. 142 00:09:15,071 --> 00:09:17,470 All right! 143 00:09:19,619 --> 00:09:22,500 Pick a stupid show and live with it. 144 00:09:22,501 --> 00:09:25,831 -Forget it, I'll just go to my room. -Jake, wait. 145 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,784 Nice going, cool uncle. 146 00:09:27,785 --> 00:09:29,514 Now it's my fault? 147 00:09:29,515 --> 00:09:32,525 Let me tell you something, between you and your whacko wife, 148 00:09:32,526 --> 00:09:35,876 I'm an oasis of normality around here. 149 00:09:39,252 --> 00:09:42,554 Are you ever gonna come back upstairs? 150 00:09:45,561 --> 00:09:47,961 I'm still an oasis. 151 00:09:58,821 --> 00:09:59,940 Morning. 152 00:09:59,941 --> 00:10:02,439 Morning. Did your guest leave? 153 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:06,666 No, she's sleeping in. Please do not let me forget again. 154 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:11,247 Perhaps you should put a Post-it Note on your penis. 155 00:10:11,248 --> 00:10:17,007 Yeah, but then I'd have to take down the sign for the yard sale. 156 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:19,926 Buddy, I made silver dollar pancakes. 157 00:10:19,927 --> 00:10:21,528 I'm not hungry. 158 00:10:21,529 --> 00:10:24,282 -Come on, they're your favorite. -I said no. 159 00:10:24,283 --> 00:10:25,660 You know what I was thinking? 160 00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:29,086 Maybe later, we could have a jam session. You on guitar, me on piano. 161 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,487 I'd rather watch cartoons. 162 00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:35,332 -What is your problem? -Charlie, calm down. 163 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:38,567 I'm sorry, but when I was his age, I had to walk five blocks 164 00:10:38,568 --> 00:10:40,328 in the rain to have a jam session. 165 00:10:40,329 --> 00:10:42,313 Yeah, well, yelling at him isn't gonna help. 166 00:10:42,314 --> 00:10:46,221 I was thinking that maybe the three of us could go out and do something fun today. 167 00:10:46,222 --> 00:10:47,438 You want fun? 168 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:52,019 Let's take him to the Rose Bowl Swap Meet and see what we can get for him. 169 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:53,620 Or, we could be patient 170 00:10:53,621 --> 00:10:57,271 and maybe eventually he'll tell us what's bothering him. 171 00:10:57,272 --> 00:10:59,672 Where's my grandson? 172 00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:02,800 Or, we could scare it out of him. 173 00:11:03,934 --> 00:11:07,552 Granted, I don't know what it's like to be an 1 1-year-old boy, 174 00:11:07,553 --> 00:11:10,338 but I do know one thing, sweetheart. 175 00:11:10,339 --> 00:11:14,172 You have no idea what real unhappiness is. 176 00:11:16,745 --> 00:11:20,171 Real unhappiness is being totally ignored 177 00:11:20,172 --> 00:11:23,445 by the very people you gave birth to. 178 00:11:24,848 --> 00:11:29,935 Real unhappiness is when you're recovering from liposuction 179 00:11:30,293 --> 00:11:35,480 and your only grandson doesn't even send you a get-well card. 180 00:11:35,481 --> 00:11:39,709 And FYl, I only had that surgery so you wouldn't have a grandmommy 181 00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:42,109 with matronly upper arms. 182 00:11:43,712 --> 00:11:48,915 Well, if he didn't need a shrink before, he needs one now. 183 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:56,043 I'm telling you, you're spoiling the kid. 184 00:11:56,044 --> 00:11:58,188 I didn't have a shrink when I was Jake's age, 185 00:11:58,189 --> 00:12:02,480 and my childhood was twice as screwed up as his. 186 00:12:02,545 --> 00:12:05,555 I mean, you're a little cuckoo, Judith. 187 00:12:05,556 --> 00:12:11,065 But compared to our mother, you're like a fart in a hurricane. 188 00:12:15,228 --> 00:12:18,655 Mom never took you to see Dr. Demerest? 189 00:12:21,346 --> 00:12:24,035 -You got to see a shrink? -Just a couple of times. 190 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:28,538 For the night terrors, agoraphobia, and bed-wetting. 191 00:12:29,032 --> 00:12:30,217 Did it work? 192 00:12:30,218 --> 00:12:34,556 I can pee outside in the dark. You be the judge. 193 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,968 You know, Charlie, if you think I'm cuckoo, 194 00:12:37,969 --> 00:12:40,818 simply because I want to help my child express his feelings, 195 00:12:40,819 --> 00:12:44,524 well, then I think you have a big problem. 196 00:12:53,662 --> 00:12:57,953 So, Jake. How you liking that bean bag chair, huh? 197 00:12:57,954 --> 00:13:00,353 -You comfy? -It's okay. 198 00:13:01,188 --> 00:13:03,398 'Cause we could sit in the little chairs. 199 00:13:03,399 --> 00:13:06,408 You know, sometimes I like to sit in a little chair. 200 00:13:06,409 --> 00:13:08,819 Makes me feel like a giant. 201 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,190 Hello, Jake. 202 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:18,512 Well, I can barely see you from up here. 203 00:13:23,225 --> 00:13:26,650 Do you sometimes feel like a small, insignificant person 204 00:13:26,651 --> 00:13:29,051 in a world full of giants? 205 00:13:29,149 --> 00:13:31,549 Not really. 206 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:34,088 Well, maybe that's just me. 207 00:13:35,266 --> 00:13:37,828 So anyhow, I was hoping we could talk for a little bit. 208 00:13:37,829 --> 00:13:41,515 Draw some pictures, maybe play some games. 209 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,067 Do you like puppets? 210 00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:47,467 Not really. 211 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,516 Neither do l. 212 00:13:56,694 --> 00:13:58,838 But sometimes they help 213 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:02,836 when I'm in a bad mood! 214 00:14:05,181 --> 00:14:07,550 I hope she gets him to talk about the divorce. 215 00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:11,458 Yeah, it's a traumatic thing to see his father kicked out of his house. 216 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:15,653 It wasn't exactly healthy for him to see the life being sucked out of his mother. 217 00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:21,066 Excuse me. But that was going on for years, and he was still a happy little boy. 218 00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:25,281 "He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a blank." 219 00:14:27,664 --> 00:14:30,033 Plum, right? 220 00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:33,653 It would be nice if you took a little responsibility for Jake's problems. 221 00:14:33,654 --> 00:14:35,158 She's right, Charlie. 222 00:14:35,159 --> 00:14:37,368 -Me? What did I do? -You taught him how to gamble. 223 00:14:37,369 --> 00:14:39,194 You brought strange women into the house. 224 00:14:39,194 --> 00:14:41,211 You taught him how to curse in ltalian. 225 00:14:41,212 --> 00:14:42,845 Your drinking sets a bad example. 226 00:14:42,846 --> 00:14:45,183 Let's get one thing straight. 227 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:48,457 I taught him how to curse in Spanish. 228 00:14:48,803 --> 00:14:52,738 Okay. Well, Jake and l had a wonderful talk. 229 00:14:52,775 --> 00:14:56,758 And now I'd like to speak with the grownups. 230 00:14:59,276 --> 00:15:01,037 Aren't you coming in, Charlie? 231 00:15:01,038 --> 00:15:05,361 No, I'm still trying to find the toothbrush in the tree here. 232 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,443 Is this Uncle Charlie? 233 00:15:07,444 --> 00:15:11,917 Well, I definitely want to talk with Uncle Charlie. 234 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,513 Thanks a lot! 235 00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:22,013 No, please, make yourselves comfortable. 236 00:15:35,532 --> 00:15:39,791 Okay, well, Jake and l had a very nice little talk. 237 00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:43,154 I invited him to share his feelings with me in a confidential, 238 00:15:43,155 --> 00:15:45,364 non-threatening context. 239 00:15:45,365 --> 00:15:47,830 And after hearing everything he had to say, 240 00:15:47,831 --> 00:15:50,547 I must tell you very frankly... 241 00:15:52,027 --> 00:15:54,868 Who am I kidding, I got nothing. 242 00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:05,158 That's it? $150 an hour for "l got nothing"? 243 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:09,545 It's $175. But that's not really the point now, is it? 244 00:16:09,546 --> 00:16:12,524 -What did he tell you? -He claims nothing's bothering him. 245 00:16:12,525 --> 00:16:16,495 He claims there's nothing wrong, but when I probed just a little bit, 246 00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:18,953 he told me to besa mi culo. 247 00:16:26,425 --> 00:16:28,825 You see? Spanish. 248 00:16:29,179 --> 00:16:31,260 I hope you're proud of yourself, Charlie. 249 00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:35,488 He's not a sulky little jerk-wad 'cause he learned a second language. 250 00:16:35,489 --> 00:16:38,627 -See what my son's been living with? -Only because she threw me out. 251 00:16:38,628 --> 00:16:40,356 What? I have a right to be happy. 252 00:16:40,357 --> 00:16:43,271 Speaking of which, did I leave that girl at the house? 253 00:16:43,272 --> 00:16:44,776 Shut up, Charlie. 254 00:16:44,777 --> 00:16:46,249 -Don't tell me to shut up. -Calm down. 255 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,612 -I don't even know what he's doing here. -I'm trying to keep your kid 256 00:16:49,613 --> 00:16:52,110 from turning into a neurotic basket case like my brother. 257 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,936 Maybe then, he won't marry a messed up woman. 258 00:16:53,937 --> 00:16:55,858 I'm screwed up because you're a lousy brother. 259 00:16:55,859 --> 00:17:00,610 -My God, your whole family's insane. -Hold on, people! 260 00:17:01,399 --> 00:17:03,513 Even cows know 261 00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:06,069 words can hurt. 262 00:17:14,147 --> 00:17:17,605 Jake, you know that even though your mother and I bicker sometimes, 263 00:17:17,606 --> 00:17:19,911 we will always love you, no matter what. 264 00:17:19,912 --> 00:17:21,000 I know. 265 00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:23,562 And, honey, you also need to know that our splitting up 266 00:17:23,563 --> 00:17:25,965 -had absolutely nothing to do with you. -I know. 267 00:17:25,966 --> 00:17:27,886 It's just that Mommy has a right to be happy. 268 00:17:27,887 --> 00:17:30,287 Yeah, he knows. 269 00:17:30,737 --> 00:17:33,674 And whatever's bothering you, 270 00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:36,950 you know I had nothing to do with it, right? 271 00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:39,350 -Yeah. -See? 272 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,850 Can I go to bed now? 273 00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:43,868 Now? Jake, it's only 7:00. 274 00:17:43,869 --> 00:17:45,309 I'm tired. 275 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:50,113 All right, honey. I'll come tuck you in before I leave. 276 00:17:50,114 --> 00:17:53,221 -Okay, that's a bad sign. -It's a symptom of clinical depression. 277 00:17:53,221 --> 00:17:55,621 You would know. 278 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,242 Please, if my kids had gone to bed at 7:00 279 00:17:59,243 --> 00:18:04,983 I'd have dipped myself in gravy and danced naked on the rooftops. 280 00:18:05,712 --> 00:18:08,602 She does make a hell of a gravy. 281 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,689 -Morning, Uncle Charlie. -Morning. 282 00:18:22,815 --> 00:18:24,383 Morning, Dad. Morning, Berta. 283 00:18:24,384 --> 00:18:25,889 -Morning. -Morning. 284 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:28,259 So, Dad, what are we gonna do today? 285 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:31,622 I don't know. What would you like to do? 286 00:18:31,623 --> 00:18:35,625 I don't know, something fun. Maybe we could jam, Uncle Charlie. 287 00:18:35,626 --> 00:18:37,643 Great. 288 00:18:37,644 --> 00:18:40,077 Dad, can I eat my cereal down by the TV? 289 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,478 -Sure. -Thanks. 290 00:18:45,011 --> 00:18:46,932 What happened to him? 291 00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:52,183 If I didn't know better, I'd swear he got laid last night. 292 00:18:53,722 --> 00:18:57,533 I hope you don't mind, but I talked to him before he went to sleep last night. 293 00:18:57,534 --> 00:18:59,102 What did you say? 294 00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:02,683 I said, drink this bottle of prune juice. 295 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:08,999 You feed him nothing but pizza and pancakes. 296 00:19:08,999 --> 00:19:13,799 It's a wonder his eyeballs are still in their sockets. 297 00:19:44,647 --> 00:19:47,046 Wait a minute. 298 00:19:47,049 --> 00:19:49,449 Oh, man. Not again. 299 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,150 Jake Harper. Unplugged.