1 00:00:15,695 --> 00:00:18,089 Alan? 2 00:00:20,935 --> 00:00:22,180 Alan, what are you doing? 3 00:00:22,181 --> 00:00:25,073 There are dust bunnies everywhere! 4 00:00:28,157 --> 00:00:30,042 So you're vacuuming dust bunnies? 5 00:00:30,043 --> 00:00:33,586 No. Their poop. It's all over the place. 6 00:00:36,465 --> 00:00:38,094 Are you sleepwalking? 7 00:00:38,095 --> 00:00:41,686 You're stepping in it! Don't step in it! 8 00:00:44,741 --> 00:00:49,960 Alan, why don't we leave the dust bunny poop until morning? 9 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:55,156 -Click. -Hey! 10 00:00:58,130 --> 00:01:03,445 Come on. Let's get you tucked in, you crazy son of a bitch. 11 00:01:13,947 --> 00:01:16,910 -What? -You know. 12 00:01:20,882 --> 00:01:23,725 Okay, that's it, into bed. Nighty-night. 13 00:01:23,726 --> 00:01:26,153 If you feel the need to get up and clean something, 14 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:28,548 maybe you can wax my car. 15 00:01:31,044 --> 00:01:33,375 For God's sake, Rose! 16 00:01:33,376 --> 00:01:36,155 Isn't there enough poop on the carpet tonight? 17 00:01:36,156 --> 00:01:37,529 What are you doing here? 18 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:40,373 I'm sorry. I saw your lights come on and I was worried. 19 00:01:40,374 --> 00:01:44,559 Why were you looking at my house at 3:00 in the morning? 20 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,435 Haven't you heard of the Neighborhood Watch? 21 00:01:47,436 --> 00:01:50,407 -We don't have a Neighborhood Watch. -Well, not yet. 22 00:01:50,408 --> 00:01:55,200 If we did, I surely couldn't stroll in here like I just did. 23 00:01:55,201 --> 00:01:57,180 Yeah. 24 00:01:57,181 --> 00:02:01,015 -So, what's going on? -Nothing. Alan was sleepwalking. 25 00:02:01,016 --> 00:02:04,658 -At least, I hope that was sleepwalking. -Sure. 26 00:02:04,659 --> 00:02:06,895 My parents used to put a football helmet on me 27 00:02:06,896 --> 00:02:09,707 -and strap me in bed. -You were a sleepwalker? 28 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:12,102 No. 29 00:02:12,616 --> 00:02:16,093 -Good night, Rose. -Good night, Charlie. 30 00:02:16,706 --> 00:02:19,694 Thank you, I had a wonderful time. 31 00:02:26,196 --> 00:02:33,062 If crazy ever becomes an Olympic event, I get the first two legs of the relay. 32 00:02:37,508 --> 00:02:40,602 -What? -Nothing. 33 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:45,427 Man, I'm living in a loony bin. 34 00:02:54,029 --> 00:02:57,223 Judith, I don't care what all the other divorced parents are doing. 35 00:02:57,224 --> 00:03:01,057 I don't think Jake needs to keep seeing the psychologist. 36 00:03:01,058 --> 00:03:03,452 No, I am not in denial. 37 00:03:06,044 --> 00:03:10,200 Judith, denying you're in denial is not denial. 38 00:03:11,093 --> 00:03:13,072 Okay, this is how it's going to be. 39 00:03:13,073 --> 00:03:15,948 I will have Jake at the psychologist's office at 1 1 :00. 40 00:03:15,949 --> 00:03:17,609 You're welcome. 41 00:03:17,610 --> 00:03:19,208 Damn it! 42 00:03:19,209 --> 00:03:21,221 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 43 00:03:21,222 --> 00:03:22,403 Were you talking to Mom? 44 00:03:22,404 --> 00:03:24,640 Yes, but I hung up before I said the bad stuff. 45 00:03:24,641 --> 00:03:28,060 Yeah, she does the same thing with you. 46 00:03:29,465 --> 00:03:33,497 -Hey. -Morning. Why is the vacuum cleaner out? 47 00:03:36,176 --> 00:03:39,825 Because we were ankle deep in bunny poop. 48 00:03:41,736 --> 00:03:46,273 -Were you drinking last night? -Yes, but that's not the point. 49 00:03:46,274 --> 00:03:49,980 -You were sleepwalking. -Really? I have no memory of being up. 50 00:03:49,981 --> 00:03:53,814 Good for you, because I have no memory of being asleep. 51 00:03:53,815 --> 00:03:56,690 I'm sorry, I haven't done that since I was a kid. 52 00:03:56,691 --> 00:03:58,447 Yeah, well, if you're gonna regress, 53 00:03:58,448 --> 00:04:01,802 Iet me know, so I can stock up on rubber sheets. 54 00:04:01,803 --> 00:04:04,236 Okay, that was uncalled for! 55 00:04:04,264 --> 00:04:07,554 You want to go to the bowling alley and play some air hockey today? 56 00:04:07,555 --> 00:04:11,773 Sure, but you still owe me like $12,000 from last time. 57 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:13,881 What are you gonna do, break my thumbs? 58 00:04:13,882 --> 00:04:16,276 Wouldn't hurt your game. 59 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,346 Remember, we have Jake's session first. 60 00:04:19,347 --> 00:04:22,253 Man! I thought you didn't want him to go back to that quack. 61 00:04:22,254 --> 00:04:24,618 I didn't, but Judith and I talked, 62 00:04:24,619 --> 00:04:29,699 and we decided that what I want makes no difference whatsoever. 63 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:31,265 Man, you are so whipped. 64 00:04:31,266 --> 00:04:34,300 I am not whipped! I'm just trying to keep everybody happy. 65 00:04:34,301 --> 00:04:38,190 -Meow. Fit-choo! -I am not "meow-fitchooed." 66 00:04:39,318 --> 00:04:44,633 You're right. It's been a long time since you got any meow. 67 00:04:46,636 --> 00:04:49,030 Are we getting a cat? 68 00:04:51,173 --> 00:04:54,112 You know, this is a waste of time. Jake's a normal kid. 69 00:04:54,113 --> 00:04:57,723 But it's not gonna hurt to have someone outside the family he can talk to. 70 00:04:57,724 --> 00:05:02,196 Please. He's just sitting in there making stuff up. 71 00:05:02,197 --> 00:05:04,689 -What? -Well, not really making it up. 72 00:05:04,690 --> 00:05:08,262 He and I work out his schtick beforehand. 73 00:05:10,281 --> 00:05:14,131 Today he's telling her he sees dead people. 74 00:05:15,746 --> 00:05:18,429 Charlie, I am paying this woman a lot of money. 75 00:05:18,430 --> 00:05:21,217 Bet you feel pretty stupid, huh? 76 00:05:21,753 --> 00:05:22,934 What do you want me to do? 77 00:05:22,935 --> 00:05:25,843 Judith is insisting he comes here once a week. 78 00:05:25,844 --> 00:05:30,540 Okay, look, nobody likes divorce, but there are certain advantages. 79 00:05:30,541 --> 00:05:31,913 One of the more popular ones 80 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:35,652 is you get to tell your ex-wife to bite the big one! 81 00:05:35,653 --> 00:05:38,593 -Or whatever you got left. -Yeah. 82 00:05:38,721 --> 00:05:41,468 That'll help. Look, it's just an hour out of our day. 83 00:05:41,469 --> 00:05:44,695 Which could've been spent on air hockey and bowling alley martinis. 84 00:05:44,696 --> 00:05:47,763 It's a small price to pay to avoid aggravating Judith. 85 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:50,579 -Okay. I understand. -Thank you. 86 00:05:50,735 --> 00:05:53,130 You're a big girl. 87 00:05:53,164 --> 00:05:56,705 Okay. Are there any out here? 88 00:06:01,952 --> 00:06:04,346 -No. -Good. 89 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:07,181 We'll see you next Saturday. 90 00:06:09,716 --> 00:06:12,464 Doctor, you should know, he doesn't really see dead people. 91 00:06:12,465 --> 00:06:14,509 Of course not. He's just trying to resolve 92 00:06:14,510 --> 00:06:16,458 emotional issues through visualized fantasy. 93 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:18,854 Do you have my check? 94 00:06:20,198 --> 00:06:23,360 Dad, how come we never got spare ribs when we were at Mom's house? 95 00:06:23,361 --> 00:06:26,076 Because your mom thinks they're too fatty. 96 00:06:26,077 --> 00:06:28,471 Fit-choo! 97 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:34,097 -ls that really necessary? -Hey, if the fit-choo fits. 98 00:06:34,098 --> 00:06:36,492 Fit-choo! 99 00:06:38,891 --> 00:06:40,616 Are you happy? 100 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:44,066 -Come on, he doesn't know what it means. -Fine. 101 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:46,783 Anybody see the pancakes for the moo-shu chicken? 102 00:06:46,784 --> 00:06:50,394 No, looks like they forgot them. Just eat it with a fork. 103 00:06:50,395 --> 00:06:52,055 You don't eat moo-shu with a fork. 104 00:06:52,056 --> 00:06:55,282 You eat moo-shu with a pancake, like a little Chinese taco. 105 00:06:55,283 --> 00:06:58,701 -Okay, all right. You want a taco shell? -No, I don't want a taco shell! 106 00:06:58,702 --> 00:07:03,879 I want a pancake for my moo-shu. I ordered pancakes. I paid for pancakes. 107 00:07:03,879 --> 00:07:05,892 Where the hell are my pancakes? 108 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:09,246 -Alan, chill. -I will not chill. I want what I ordered. 109 00:07:09,247 --> 00:07:12,346 And for once in my life, I will get what was promised me! 110 00:07:12,347 --> 00:07:14,741 Fit-choo. 111 00:07:18,099 --> 00:07:20,493 See? Not a clue. 112 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:24,840 I am gonna call that restaurant and give them a piece of my mind. 113 00:07:24,841 --> 00:07:28,419 That's smart. Scream at the people who handle your food. 114 00:07:28,420 --> 00:07:30,145 -ls he okay? -Yeah. 115 00:07:30,146 --> 00:07:32,509 Maybe a little tired. Just been working pretty hard. 116 00:07:32,510 --> 00:07:34,906 You know, my second grade teacher, Miss Spulvaney? 117 00:07:34,907 --> 00:07:37,206 One time she got mad 'cause there was no chalk, 118 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:40,562 and they found her in the cafeteria hiding under a lunch table. 119 00:07:40,563 --> 00:07:43,810 -No kidding. -Yeah, she went berserk. 120 00:07:45,739 --> 00:07:48,574 That's how we got Miss McKinnon. 121 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,806 -Hi. -Rose? 122 00:08:05,775 --> 00:08:08,681 How do you keep getting in the house? 123 00:08:08,682 --> 00:08:11,239 Charlie, aren't we past that? 124 00:08:11,686 --> 00:08:14,977 I thought you'd like to know that your brother is sleepwalking again. 125 00:08:14,978 --> 00:08:18,236 And you had to get in bed with me to tell me that? 126 00:08:18,237 --> 00:08:21,857 No, silly. I was already in bed with you. 127 00:08:23,157 --> 00:08:26,912 I just heard him walking around downstairs. 128 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,954 Alan? 129 00:08:41,084 --> 00:08:44,183 -What are you doing? -Making a birthday cake. 130 00:08:44,184 --> 00:08:46,578 You and Mom want some? 131 00:08:47,187 --> 00:08:51,315 You handle this, honey, I'm going back to bed. 132 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:02,684 -Jake, your grandmother's here. -Oh, man. 133 00:09:02,685 --> 00:09:05,443 I mean, right here in the room. 134 00:09:06,041 --> 00:09:08,435 Oh, man, Grandma's here! 135 00:09:09,332 --> 00:09:11,965 -I blame you. -Take a number. 136 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:16,233 How could we be out of eggs? 137 00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:22,496 "Dr. Linda Freeman, Child Psychologist?" Who here's seeing a child psychologist? 138 00:09:22,497 --> 00:09:24,221 Jake. 139 00:09:24,222 --> 00:09:28,536 His mom was concerned about, you know, the impact of the divorce and everything. 140 00:09:28,537 --> 00:09:31,598 -On who? -On Jake. 141 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:36,236 I'll be right back. I'm gonna go get some eggs. 142 00:09:36,237 --> 00:09:40,487 Jake, honey. I just want you to know 143 00:09:40,775 --> 00:09:44,130 that seeing a therapist is no reflection on you. 144 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:47,484 -Okay. -It's a reflection on your parents. 145 00:09:47,485 --> 00:09:49,879 Particularly your mother. 146 00:09:50,872 --> 00:09:53,602 I think we're gonna get a cat. 147 00:09:54,611 --> 00:09:58,828 -The queen of darkness is here. -Thanks for the heads-up. 148 00:09:58,829 --> 00:10:02,171 -Where you going? -We're out of eggs. 149 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,845 And you have no idea why? 150 00:10:03,846 --> 00:10:08,031 Well, Charlie, I would assume somebody ate them. 151 00:10:09,949 --> 00:10:12,343 Okay, let's go with that. 152 00:10:12,889 --> 00:10:19,119 And then I tried Freudian analysis, but with them, you know, it's just sex. 153 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,693 -My doctor has a cow puppet. -Really? 154 00:10:23,626 --> 00:10:27,199 -M.D. or PhD? -C-O-W. 155 00:10:29,985 --> 00:10:33,978 -Hey, Ma. Can I talk to you for a minute? -I'll be right there. 156 00:10:33,979 --> 00:10:38,227 Now, honey, the cow puppet doesn't need to know about the time 157 00:10:38,228 --> 00:10:41,072 you saw grandmommy dancing with the Cuban gentleman 158 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:44,089 in the Neiman Marcus changing room. 159 00:10:45,131 --> 00:10:47,048 What is it, Charlie? 160 00:10:47,049 --> 00:10:50,978 I need to talk to you about Alan. He's been acting really strange lately. 161 00:10:50,979 --> 00:10:53,507 And I suppose it's my fault. 162 00:10:53,599 --> 00:10:56,246 No. Well, maybe. 163 00:10:58,008 --> 00:11:00,244 The thing is, he's been sleepwalking, 164 00:11:00,245 --> 00:11:02,289 and I remember him doing it when he was a kid. 165 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:05,229 Yes. It was shortly after your father passed away. 166 00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:08,712 -What'd you do about it? -Well, nothing really. 167 00:11:08,713 --> 00:11:12,068 It seemed to stop by itself when he was 13. 168 00:11:12,069 --> 00:11:17,116 Right around the time he started taking those long showers 169 00:11:18,363 --> 00:11:22,520 and relieving his anxiety in a more direct way. 170 00:11:23,317 --> 00:11:26,670 Got it. So, sexual release cured his sleepwalking? 171 00:11:26,671 --> 00:11:32,705 Seemed to. Of course, there was a brief time when the two overlapped. 172 00:11:33,702 --> 00:11:37,624 I recall an incredibly awkward bridge game. 173 00:11:37,856 --> 00:11:40,059 Okay, great. Thanks. 174 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:43,191 I had Seven No Trump and he just walked in 175 00:11:43,192 --> 00:11:46,067 with this goofy smile on his face. 176 00:11:46,068 --> 00:11:49,008 This is nice. Great idea, Charlie. 177 00:11:49,455 --> 00:11:52,330 I figure you work all week, you got your kid on the weekends. 178 00:11:52,331 --> 00:11:57,602 I bet you hardly even have the time to take a nice long soapy shower. 179 00:11:57,603 --> 00:12:02,204 -Yeah, it has been a little hectic. -Let me ask you something. 180 00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:05,335 When's the last time you had sex with a girl? 181 00:12:05,336 --> 00:12:08,147 Or a melon? Or anything? 182 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:11,939 -None of your business... -That long? 183 00:12:13,644 --> 00:12:16,359 -Why do you care? -I don't know. 184 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:21,312 You just have that twitchy look of a guy who's got one stuck in the chamber. 185 00:12:21,313 --> 00:12:23,518 I'm fine, Charlie. 186 00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:25,242 Yeah, sure, I'd like to meet somebody. 187 00:12:25,243 --> 00:12:27,511 But in the meantime, I'm living a very full life. 188 00:12:27,512 --> 00:12:31,187 I have no complaints. This table is really starting to piss me off. 189 00:12:31,188 --> 00:12:32,560 Just let it wobble. 190 00:12:32,561 --> 00:12:37,386 You want beer in your lap? 'Cause I don't want beer on my lap. 191 00:12:37,387 --> 00:12:40,528 Hi, Charlie. Who's your cute friend? 192 00:12:42,883 --> 00:12:45,516 Just get up here, you jackass. 193 00:12:47,995 --> 00:12:51,136 Hi, Charlie. Who's your cute friend? 194 00:12:51,191 --> 00:12:54,065 Hi, Darlene. This is my brother, Alan. 195 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,461 Come, please, join us. 196 00:12:57,198 --> 00:13:00,137 -Hi, Alan. This is my friend, Annette. -Hi. 197 00:13:00,138 --> 00:13:02,532 -Hello. -Hey, he is cute. 198 00:13:03,781 --> 00:13:06,175 You are. 199 00:13:06,816 --> 00:13:11,385 You know, Alan, Annette is a seat-filler for most of the major awards shows. 200 00:13:11,386 --> 00:13:15,091 -ls that so? -Yeah, it's a big responsibility. 201 00:13:15,092 --> 00:13:18,095 'Cause when a celebrity gets up to go the bathroom, 202 00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:20,524 they don't want to have an empty seat on TV. 203 00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:21,961 Understandable. 204 00:13:21,962 --> 00:13:25,305 You know who pees a lot? Jeff Bridges. 205 00:13:28,226 --> 00:13:30,622 What do you say we leave and go back to our place? 206 00:13:30,623 --> 00:13:33,563 -Okey-dokey. -Wait, just hold it. 207 00:13:33,594 --> 00:13:37,798 -Everybody, sit down. -I feel like I'm at work. 208 00:13:37,972 --> 00:13:40,208 -What is going on? -Nothing. 209 00:13:40,209 --> 00:13:42,477 We met a couple of girls who took a shine to us. 210 00:13:42,478 --> 00:13:46,356 -Just like that? -Yes, Alan, just like that. 211 00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:51,200 -God, please tell me you did not pay them. -Hey, I resent that. 212 00:13:51,201 --> 00:13:53,595 Not all seat-fillers hook. 213 00:13:56,346 --> 00:14:00,467 Well, it was very nice meeting you. I'm leaving. 214 00:14:00,468 --> 00:14:02,977 Be right back. Keep drinking. 215 00:14:03,183 --> 00:14:05,451 -What is wrong with you? -Me? 216 00:14:05,452 --> 00:14:07,369 There is nothing wrong with me. I'm just... 217 00:14:07,369 --> 00:14:09,637 I'm not interested in being set up with a woman 218 00:14:09,638 --> 00:14:12,449 whose idea of chit-chat is celebrity pee-pee secrets. 219 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:14,654 -How about the other one? -No! 220 00:14:14,655 --> 00:14:18,009 You sure? 'Cause there's no way you're banging her on your own. 221 00:14:18,010 --> 00:14:21,748 -Why is this so important to you? -Are you kidding me? 222 00:14:21,749 --> 00:14:25,518 You've been acting nuttier than rat crap in a pistachio factory. 223 00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:28,267 I figured if I could coax your Johnson out of retirement, 224 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,887 you'd stop making invisible birthday cakes. 225 00:14:30,888 --> 00:14:35,523 -What? -I can't say it more clearly than that, Alan. 226 00:14:39,324 --> 00:14:42,386 Are you happy? 227 00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:52,235 Anyway, I know you only deal with kids, but I didn't know where else to take him. 228 00:14:52,745 --> 00:14:54,853 This is ridiculous. I don't need to be here. 229 00:14:54,854 --> 00:15:00,062 I gave you a choice. Take the long shower or talk to the doctor. 230 00:15:00,062 --> 00:15:01,148 Okay. 231 00:15:01,148 --> 00:15:06,741 Well, if I had to guess, and that's pretty much all I do here, 232 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:08,498 I would have to say that, 233 00:15:08,499 --> 00:15:11,374 based on his inappropriate outbursts and sleepwalking, 234 00:15:11,374 --> 00:15:15,591 Alan is struggling with a great deal of suppressed rage. 235 00:15:15,592 --> 00:15:18,044 Rage? No, I don't think so. 236 00:15:18,724 --> 00:15:21,790 Come on. Your wife threw you out of your own house, 237 00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:24,187 she still runs your life, you're broke, 238 00:15:24,188 --> 00:15:26,552 and you only get to see your kid two days a week, 239 00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:31,896 one of which you have to bring him to this rug rat exorcist. 240 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:36,360 No offense. 241 00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:39,811 Okay. 242 00:15:40,836 --> 00:15:43,967 Now, Alan, how do you feel about what Charlie just shared? 243 00:15:43,968 --> 00:15:48,983 I think he's completely off base. Yes, I get a little frustrated sometimes, 244 00:15:48,984 --> 00:15:54,128 and when Judith doesn't get her own way, she just keeps coming at me 245 00:15:54,129 --> 00:15:56,844 and coming at me like a frigging steamroller. 246 00:15:56,845 --> 00:16:00,647 -Crushing my spirit and my self-respect. -That's very good. 247 00:16:00,648 --> 00:16:03,554 But on the other hand, she's a very good mom to Jake. 248 00:16:03,555 --> 00:16:07,227 Okay. I'll tell you what. Let's pretend 249 00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:11,222 that Judith is sitting in this chair. 250 00:16:12,631 --> 00:16:15,186 What would you tell her right now? 251 00:16:15,187 --> 00:16:18,382 Boy, I don't know. I feel a little silly talking to an empty chair. 252 00:16:18,383 --> 00:16:20,426 Fair enough. Charlie, do you mind? 253 00:16:20,427 --> 00:16:22,984 -Do I mind what? -Thank you. 254 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:32,570 Now, Alan, tell Judith how you really feel. 255 00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:38,760 Well, Judith, 256 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:43,977 I know you're working through some of your own issues, 257 00:16:43,977 --> 00:16:49,963 -sexual and otherwise, and I support that. -That's telling her, Alan. 258 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:53,025 Charlie, remember, you're Judith. 259 00:16:53,181 --> 00:16:55,448 Sorry. 260 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,844 That's telling me, Alan. 261 00:17:00,658 --> 00:17:03,368 Is this gonna take much longer? 262 00:17:03,726 --> 00:17:08,837 'Cause I have to get to a massage, then a tennis lesson that he's paying for. 263 00:17:08,838 --> 00:17:13,534 -Tennis? Since when do you play tennis? -I told you, but you never listen. 264 00:17:13,535 --> 00:17:17,210 He never listens. Thank God his brother took him in. 265 00:17:17,211 --> 00:17:21,044 -Okay, I am warning you. -You're warning me? 266 00:17:21,045 --> 00:17:24,495 Okay, Alan, how are you feeling right now? 267 00:17:24,496 --> 00:17:28,393 -Well, a little angry. -Really? 'Cause you don't sound angry. 268 00:17:28,394 --> 00:17:30,598 Well, I am. 269 00:17:30,599 --> 00:17:33,602 I just don't see any reason to make a big spectacle of myself. 270 00:17:33,603 --> 00:17:40,217 Yeah, you'd rather blow off a sure thing who actually makes a living with her ass. 271 00:17:40,218 --> 00:17:42,933 Meaningless, loveless sex is not the answer, Charlie. 272 00:17:42,934 --> 00:17:45,328 -Meow, fit-choo! -Okay. 273 00:17:46,704 --> 00:17:48,333 I am really getting tired of that. 274 00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:52,359 Hey, you know what, Charlie? I don't much care for that, either. 275 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,499 If you like, we can schedule another session 276 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,488 to deal with your fear of vaginas. 277 00:18:00,189 --> 00:18:03,703 Now, Alan, the reason I asked you if you were angry 278 00:18:03,704 --> 00:18:06,227 is because I have yet to see any genuine expression 279 00:18:06,228 --> 00:18:09,454 of what are undoubtedly some very powerful feelings. 280 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:12,459 I'm sorry, but that's just the best I can do. 281 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:14,408 Okay, well, let's try something else. 282 00:18:14,408 --> 00:18:17,819 This is called a bataca. 283 00:18:18,211 --> 00:18:21,182 It's heavily padded, it can't hurt anyone, 284 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:25,895 but you can use it to vent your deep, angry feelings. 285 00:18:26,487 --> 00:18:29,330 You're wasting your time, Doc. He's too much of a wimp. 286 00:18:29,331 --> 00:18:31,725 Attaboy, Alan! Let it go! 287 00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:35,076 Good! 288 00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:40,218 I'm so mad! I hate you! 289 00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,655 -Who do you hate, Alan? Who do you hate? -Everybody! 290 00:18:42,656 --> 00:18:47,288 -Good! Let it go! Keep going, Alan! -Wait a minute! Stop! 291 00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:48,534 Should I stop? 292 00:18:48,535 --> 00:18:53,496 Well, it's up to you. You paid for the full hour, so... 293 00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:56,997 Attaboy. Hit him! 294 00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:02,882 Thank you, Doctor. That was great. I feel much better. 295 00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:06,739 -Good. -Yeah. We're all thrilled for you. 296 00:19:08,859 --> 00:19:12,201 And by the way, about the... You know. 297 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:18,488 I'm not scared of them. I just have a healthy respect. 298 00:19:19,052 --> 00:19:22,165 Fine. We'll see you both next week. 299 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:31,571 How long am I gonna have to keep coming here?