1 00:00:04,885 --> 00:00:07,159 Jake, time to go! Get your stuff together! 2 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:10,042 After you drop him off at his mom's, you want to see a movie? 3 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:13,374 -Sure, that sounds good. -Cool. Enjoy. 4 00:00:13,887 --> 00:00:16,640 Why don't you just tell me you've got a girl coming over? 5 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:19,619 -I didn't want to rub your nose in it. -Thanks. 6 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:22,918 -She's gorgeous, by the way. -Wonderful. 7 00:00:22,919 --> 00:00:25,385 Why are you putting Jake's stuff all over the house? 8 00:00:25,385 --> 00:00:29,132 I want this girl to see I'm not just another jerk trying to get her into bed. 9 00:00:29,133 --> 00:00:31,631 -I'm a loving uncle. -Who's trying to get her into bed. 10 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:34,032 That's the loving part. 11 00:00:35,187 --> 00:00:38,940 This is the book I read to him at bedtime. 12 00:00:41,081 --> 00:00:42,361 You don't read to Jake. 13 00:00:42,362 --> 00:00:44,795 That's why you're going to the movies! 14 00:00:44,796 --> 00:00:45,949 Okay, ready to go. 15 00:00:45,950 --> 00:00:48,127 Is your skateboard still out by the front door? 16 00:00:48,128 --> 00:00:51,234 -Sorry, I'll bring it in. -No. Leave it there. 17 00:00:51,235 --> 00:00:54,598 See, I do this thing where I trip over it, then I bitch a little bit. 18 00:00:54,599 --> 00:00:56,999 I'm harried, but lovable. 19 00:00:58,090 --> 00:00:59,274 -You got everything? -Yep. 20 00:00:59,275 --> 00:01:02,836 -What about your schoolbooks? -Oh, right. 21 00:01:03,215 --> 00:01:06,225 So, what time are you expecting Little Red Riding Hood? 22 00:01:06,226 --> 00:01:08,531 And I'm the big, bad wolf. 23 00:01:08,532 --> 00:01:12,503 Very clever. And not a bad game to play later. 24 00:01:12,504 --> 00:01:15,354 A little huffing and puffing and blowing. 25 00:01:15,355 --> 00:01:16,827 That's The Three Little Pigs. 26 00:01:16,828 --> 00:01:19,197 Same wolf though, right? 27 00:01:19,198 --> 00:01:23,394 -Okay, I got my schoolbooks. -And your homework? 28 00:01:24,804 --> 00:01:28,486 Charlie, if you took half the energy you put into manipulating 29 00:01:28,487 --> 00:01:32,042 casual sexual encounters and used it to actually build a relationship, 30 00:01:32,043 --> 00:01:33,708 you'd be a lot happier. 31 00:01:33,709 --> 00:01:35,438 Hard to imagine. 32 00:01:35,438 --> 00:01:37,872 Are you saying you never want to settle down? 33 00:01:37,873 --> 00:01:39,602 You mean get married? 34 00:01:39,603 --> 00:01:41,203 Let me tell you something, bunky. 35 00:01:41,204 --> 00:01:44,215 If you've got someone to clean your house and do your shopping 36 00:01:44,216 --> 00:01:48,026 and you're getting action on a regular basis, the only reason you need a wife 37 00:01:48,027 --> 00:01:51,742 is if you have some sick compulsion to give away half your stuff. 38 00:01:51,743 --> 00:01:54,881 -What about kids? -I already got one! 39 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:58,692 And the best part is he leaves before we get sick of each other. Right, dude? 40 00:01:58,693 --> 00:02:00,966 -Right, dude. -Okay, let's go. 41 00:02:00,967 --> 00:02:02,825 -Bye, Uncle Charlie. -See you next week. 42 00:02:02,826 --> 00:02:06,124 -Where are your shoes? -Oh, right. 43 00:02:08,303 --> 00:02:11,569 I have been so depressed since the divorce, I've gained eight pounds. 44 00:02:11,570 --> 00:02:14,292 And not one ounce went to my boobs. 45 00:02:14,293 --> 00:02:17,014 Honey, you're still better off without the rat bastard. 46 00:02:17,015 --> 00:02:19,425 But I miss the rat bastard. 47 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:22,940 Listen to me, Kathleen. I thought I missed my husband, too. 48 00:02:22,941 --> 00:02:26,849 But it turned out to be just a little prescription mix-up. 49 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:28,962 -Hi, Mom! -And there's my big boy! 50 00:02:28,963 --> 00:02:33,190 -Don't I get a hug? -Nope. Gotta drain the lizard. 51 00:02:33,191 --> 00:02:35,272 Boys. 52 00:02:35,273 --> 00:02:37,259 -Hey. -Hi, Alan. 53 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:39,404 -He left his homework in the car. -Thank you. 54 00:02:39,405 --> 00:02:41,999 Hang on, I have some bills you need to pay. 55 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,615 Great. I hope they're really big ones. 56 00:02:49,463 --> 00:02:51,863 Hi. Alan. 57 00:02:54,557 --> 00:02:57,343 So you must be Judith's support group. 58 00:02:57,343 --> 00:03:02,067 That's funny because I'm kind of supporting her, too. 59 00:03:03,397 --> 00:03:07,199 It's not funny ha-ha so much as not funny. 60 00:03:08,650 --> 00:03:14,314 Cookies! Maybe this will take the taste of foot out of my mouth. 61 00:03:15,697 --> 00:03:18,894 So, who's the little baker among us? 62 00:03:23,448 --> 00:03:25,848 Foot. 63 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:29,277 -Can I have a cookie? -Sure, sweetie. 64 00:03:29,278 --> 00:03:31,688 -You are so cute! -I know. 65 00:03:32,802 --> 00:03:34,467 You have a girlfriend yet? 66 00:03:34,468 --> 00:03:36,773 No, I'm a bachelor like my Uncle Charlie. 67 00:03:36,774 --> 00:03:38,727 So, you're never going to get married? 68 00:03:38,727 --> 00:03:42,699 As long as I got someone to clean my house and action on a regular basis, 69 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:45,100 I don't need a wife. 70 00:03:46,479 --> 00:03:47,664 Excuse me? 71 00:03:47,665 --> 00:03:51,495 I don't want to give anybody half my stuff. 72 00:03:52,501 --> 00:03:54,901 Okay, bye-bye. 73 00:04:02,815 --> 00:04:08,220 This is my favorite part of the house. I call it God's room. 74 00:04:08,325 --> 00:04:10,725 Are you religious? 75 00:04:10,824 --> 00:04:16,564 Tiffany, how can you not be when you look at something like that? 76 00:04:18,607 --> 00:04:24,693 In fact, I'm always telling my little nephew what's important is this. 77 00:04:24,693 --> 00:04:27,890 Not the big house, or the fancy car, 78 00:04:28,152 --> 00:04:32,443 or all the expensive toys I'm always buying him. 79 00:04:35,872 --> 00:04:37,953 You are amazing. 80 00:04:37,954 --> 00:04:39,426 I don't know many guys that would 81 00:04:39,427 --> 00:04:41,957 make room in their lives for someone else's child. 82 00:04:41,958 --> 00:04:43,911 He's family. 83 00:04:43,912 --> 00:04:49,932 What kind of a man doesn't make room in his life for his own family? 84 00:04:49,933 --> 00:04:55,474 Look, it's my brother Alan, who I also made room in my life for. 85 00:04:55,475 --> 00:04:57,875 Excuse me. 86 00:04:58,615 --> 00:05:01,015 Bro! 87 00:05:02,682 --> 00:05:06,231 All right, you moron, what part of 88 00:05:06,302 --> 00:05:10,689 "stay out, so I can run around naked with a hot chick" didn't you understand? 89 00:05:10,690 --> 00:05:13,668 I'm sorry, I'm too depressed to sit through a movie. 90 00:05:13,669 --> 00:05:18,421 And you figured ruining my evening would cheer you up? 91 00:05:19,595 --> 00:05:21,964 The movie was just a suggestion. 92 00:05:21,965 --> 00:05:25,072 Go bowling, go sit on the curb, I don't care. 93 00:05:25,073 --> 00:05:26,929 Leave me alone! 94 00:05:26,930 --> 00:05:28,851 -Who's that? -Judith. Again. 95 00:05:28,852 --> 00:05:30,581 She's really upset with me. 96 00:05:30,582 --> 00:05:32,214 -Man, I'm sorry. -Thank you. 97 00:05:32,215 --> 00:05:34,296 Now get out. 98 00:05:34,297 --> 00:05:36,763 Get out? She's upset with me because of you! 99 00:05:36,764 --> 00:05:39,101 That's different. 100 00:05:39,102 --> 00:05:41,023 But still, get out. 101 00:05:41,024 --> 00:05:44,771 Your sexist, manipulative attitude towards women just got into Jake's head, 102 00:05:44,772 --> 00:05:48,326 and he spewed it out in front of his mother's angry women's support group. 103 00:05:48,327 --> 00:05:51,497 Wait a minute. Is it a women's support group that's angry? 104 00:05:51,498 --> 00:05:54,380 Or a support group just for angry women? 105 00:05:54,381 --> 00:05:56,110 What difference does it make? 106 00:05:56,111 --> 00:06:00,556 If they are already angry, then I'm less culpable. 107 00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:03,829 Okay, what did Jake say? 108 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:07,833 Not much. He just parroted your line about how women are only good for sex 109 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,628 and cleaning the house. 110 00:06:09,629 --> 00:06:12,777 Charlie, you didn't really say that? 111 00:06:13,312 --> 00:06:15,425 No. 112 00:06:15,426 --> 00:06:18,885 What I said was is that there is really no reason to get married 113 00:06:18,886 --> 00:06:22,975 if you've already got somebody to clean and... 114 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:27,973 You want to go to the movies with me? 115 00:06:29,744 --> 00:06:32,049 Man, Jake's going to love this video game. 116 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:37,655 Listen to this. "Sixteen levels of ultra-realistic murder and mayhem, 117 00:06:37,656 --> 00:06:40,538 "twenty-four flesh-ripping weapons, 118 00:06:40,539 --> 00:06:42,939 "plus gratuitous nudity." 119 00:06:43,518 --> 00:06:45,918 Let me see that. 120 00:06:45,952 --> 00:06:50,426 - "Scooter's Magic Tree Fort"? -Scooter's a zombie. 121 00:06:55,273 --> 00:06:56,650 It's Tiffany. 122 00:06:56,651 --> 00:06:58,732 She still talking to you after last weekend? 123 00:06:58,733 --> 00:07:02,415 What can I tell you? I am hard to stay mad at. 124 00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:07,370 Hello? Hey, Tiff. I've been thinking about you all week. 125 00:07:09,047 --> 00:07:12,569 Yeah, we did get off to a bad start, and I really blame myself. 126 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:15,158 No, I'd love to try again. 127 00:07:16,414 --> 00:07:18,207 I'm going to go get Jake, 128 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:22,499 but I'll leave the front door unlocked in case Satan shows up to collect your soul. 129 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:25,862 Wait a minute. Alan? I gotta put you on hold a sec, Tiff. 130 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:27,656 How come Judith's not bringing him over? 131 00:07:27,657 --> 00:07:31,212 I don't know. Judith asked me to do it, and I just got tired of arguing. 132 00:07:31,213 --> 00:07:33,742 She still busting your chops about what Jake said? 133 00:07:33,743 --> 00:07:35,696 Look, blame it on me. 134 00:07:35,697 --> 00:07:37,843 -Tell her I'm sorry. -She won't buy it. 135 00:07:37,843 --> 00:07:41,942 Sure she will. Women are suckers for a good apology. 136 00:07:41,943 --> 00:07:46,202 Just keep shoveling it on till roses start growing in it. 137 00:07:46,203 --> 00:07:52,069 Poor Satan. He'll come for your soul and he'll leave empty-handed. 138 00:07:55,204 --> 00:07:57,125 Hey, Tiff, I'm back. 139 00:07:57,126 --> 00:07:59,526 That's kind of harsh. 140 00:08:00,842 --> 00:08:03,242 Wait a minute. Hello? 141 00:08:05,807 --> 00:08:08,850 I see, that's not the hold button. 142 00:08:14,070 --> 00:08:16,536 -Hey, is Jake ready? -Not exactly. 143 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:18,843 Maybe you should come in for a second. 144 00:08:18,843 --> 00:08:23,968 Judith, how many times have I asked you to have him ready when l... 145 00:08:23,969 --> 00:08:25,088 Hello. 146 00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:28,356 -Sit down, Alan. We want to talk to you. -We? 147 00:08:28,357 --> 00:08:30,757 Yes. Sit down. 148 00:08:31,784 --> 00:08:33,513 Okay. 149 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:36,404 I guess I can stay for a minute. 150 00:08:41,362 --> 00:08:44,846 -No cookies. -No cookies. 151 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:49,560 -Alan, Jake is not here. -Why not? Where is he? 152 00:08:49,561 --> 00:08:52,572 -He's sleeping over at a friend's. -What are you talking about? 153 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:53,789 This is my time with him. 154 00:08:53,790 --> 00:08:56,576 -Yes, I know, but... -Judith feels she can no longer 155 00:08:56,577 --> 00:09:00,868 allow her son to be exposed to the toxic influence of your brother. 156 00:09:00,869 --> 00:09:03,430 Wait a second. We have a custody agreement. 157 00:09:03,431 --> 00:09:07,882 Yes, but Judith feels that the welfare of her son supersedes that. 158 00:09:07,883 --> 00:09:09,869 -You can't do this! -Yes, she can. 159 00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:11,662 -Who are you? -They are my friends. 160 00:09:11,663 --> 00:09:14,033 Wait. What the hell do your friends have to do with this? 161 00:09:14,034 --> 00:09:16,787 -We love and support her. -And we won't let you bully her. 162 00:09:16,788 --> 00:09:20,695 Wait. Okay, first of all, can the person I talk to be the person who answers me? 163 00:09:20,696 --> 00:09:22,232 That's fair. 164 00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:25,821 Okay, I don't want to talk to you people. This is between me and Judith. 165 00:09:25,822 --> 00:09:29,056 You're absolutely right. Judith, tell him what we agreed. 166 00:09:29,057 --> 00:09:33,732 Okay. You can see Jake on weekends, but not at Charlie's house. 167 00:09:33,733 --> 00:09:35,045 But that's where I live. 168 00:09:35,046 --> 00:09:37,896 I'm sorry, Alan, but you're just going to have to choose 169 00:09:37,897 --> 00:09:40,171 between your son and your brother. 170 00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:45,295 You know what? Maybe I have a problem with Jake being in this toxic environment. 171 00:09:45,296 --> 00:09:49,620 And I am not leaving until you bitter old crones are out of my house 172 00:09:49,621 --> 00:09:52,021 and I have my kid back! 173 00:09:56,796 --> 00:10:00,626 All right. You can stay. But I want my kid. 174 00:10:03,266 --> 00:10:05,666 Okay, I will go. 175 00:10:12,331 --> 00:10:14,731 -Morning. -Hey. 176 00:10:17,104 --> 00:10:19,473 -Where are the pancakes? -What pancakes? 177 00:10:19,474 --> 00:10:21,652 You always make pancakes on Saturday morning. 178 00:10:21,652 --> 00:10:23,893 I make them for Jake. Jake's not here. 179 00:10:23,894 --> 00:10:27,097 -Kind of weird without him, huh? -Yes. 180 00:10:27,098 --> 00:10:31,974 Would it lift your spirits if you made pancakes for me? 181 00:10:32,094 --> 00:10:35,457 I'm sorry, man. I told you to blame it all on me. 182 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:38,307 Charlie, they had moved way past blame. 183 00:10:38,308 --> 00:10:40,708 It was more like a jihad. 184 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:44,841 Except with no cookies. 185 00:10:45,003 --> 00:10:47,853 Your big mistake was dealing with them as a group. 186 00:10:47,854 --> 00:10:52,177 The trick with women is to split them off from the herd, one by one. 187 00:10:52,178 --> 00:10:56,220 Otherwise, they spook and you risk a stampede. 188 00:10:56,599 --> 00:10:58,776 Kind of like buffalo. 189 00:10:58,777 --> 00:11:01,530 In fact, I will bet that's where that song comes from. 190 00:11:01,531 --> 00:11:04,765 Buffalo gals, won 't you come out tonight Come out tonight 191 00:11:04,766 --> 00:11:08,705 Do you hear yourself? "Buffalo Gals "? Are you insane? 192 00:11:08,706 --> 00:11:11,717 This is the kind of talk that started this whole mess! 193 00:11:11,718 --> 00:11:14,406 I didn't write the song, Alan. 194 00:11:15,914 --> 00:11:18,314 -Morning. -Morning, Berta. 195 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:21,550 -What, no pancakes? -Jake's not here this weekend. 196 00:11:21,551 --> 00:11:23,951 Why not? 197 00:11:24,723 --> 00:11:27,572 Apparently Jake took something I said out of context 198 00:11:27,573 --> 00:11:32,249 and repeated it in front of his mother and she overreacted, as is her nature. 199 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,882 What did you say, numbnuts? 200 00:11:33,883 --> 00:11:37,919 All I said was if your domestic chores are taken care of by one woman 201 00:11:37,919 --> 00:11:40,545 and you have an active sexual life with other women, 202 00:11:40,546 --> 00:11:42,563 you don't necessarily need yet another woman 203 00:11:42,564 --> 00:11:45,866 with whom to tie the matrimonial knot. 204 00:11:46,055 --> 00:11:49,386 And which category do I come in under? 205 00:11:49,387 --> 00:11:54,799 I got to say it's the sweet loving, Berta, because this place is a mess. 206 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,643 Morning, everybody. I brought real maple syrup for the pancakes. 207 00:11:58,644 --> 00:12:01,077 -There's no pancakes, Rose. -Because Jake's not here. 208 00:12:01,078 --> 00:12:03,478 Because Charlie's an idiot. 209 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:09,757 Why? I mean, "Why is Jake not here?" Not "Why is Charlie an idiot?" 210 00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:10,975 Because we know that. 211 00:12:10,976 --> 00:12:14,274 Hello? Where's my grandson? 212 00:12:15,076 --> 00:12:16,965 Oh, God, make this stop. 213 00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:18,342 Good morning, all. 214 00:12:18,343 --> 00:12:19,495 -Hi, Mom. -Morning. 215 00:12:19,496 --> 00:12:21,481 -So, where's Jake? -Ask Charlie. 216 00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:25,130 -Yeah, ask him. -Charlie? 217 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:31,730 See? Just like buffalo. 218 00:12:36,441 --> 00:12:38,106 No, Evelyn, I am sorry. 219 00:12:38,107 --> 00:12:40,604 I want you to be able to spend time with your grandson 220 00:12:40,605 --> 00:12:43,551 but I just don't want him around Charlie. 221 00:12:43,552 --> 00:12:45,952 Why? Why do you think? 222 00:12:46,627 --> 00:12:49,027 That's right. 223 00:12:49,253 --> 00:12:53,609 No, his attitude toward women is not a reflection on you or how you raised him. 224 00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:56,009 Yes, it is. 225 00:12:56,492 --> 00:12:59,278 Look, there's someone at the door, I've got to go. 226 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:06,748 No, Evelyn, I don't think this would seem less important if I was "getting a little." 227 00:13:06,775 --> 00:13:10,457 -Judith, can't we talk about this? -There's nothing to talk about, Charlie. 228 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:13,098 Okay. Don't talk. Just listen. 229 00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:16,191 I love Jake and I would never intentionally do anything 230 00:13:16,192 --> 00:13:19,779 -to influence him in a negative way. -I don't care about your intentions. 231 00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:24,198 Okay, I am a jerk, I am immature, I am self-centered, I am... 232 00:13:24,199 --> 00:13:26,599 Hi, I'm Charlie. 233 00:13:27,115 --> 00:13:29,195 Yes, we've heard about you. 234 00:13:29,196 --> 00:13:31,470 And I will bet none of it's good. 235 00:13:31,471 --> 00:13:33,712 -I am sorry, what is your name? -Linda. 236 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,474 Linda. Really? 237 00:13:35,474 --> 00:13:37,844 I once had my heart broken by a woman named Linda. 238 00:13:37,845 --> 00:13:39,574 Charlie, we are having a meeting. 239 00:13:39,575 --> 00:13:42,041 And I'll bet it was about me. 240 00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:46,170 -Am I right? Come on, be honest. -Mandy. 241 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,725 Mandy. I love that song, Mandy. 242 00:13:51,619 --> 00:13:55,397 Listen, I know I can't come in here and ask to be forgiven 243 00:13:55,398 --> 00:13:59,401 for some of the stupid things I have said in front of Jake. 244 00:13:59,402 --> 00:14:03,405 But I do have the right to say I am sorry, don't l? 245 00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:05,806 I suppose. 246 00:14:06,962 --> 00:14:10,282 -Thank you. And you are? -Kathleen. 247 00:14:11,798 --> 00:14:14,237 Kathleen, a fine lrish name. 248 00:14:15,002 --> 00:14:17,843 Half-lrish, on my mother's side. 249 00:14:17,885 --> 00:14:21,599 -Are you and your mom close? -Yeah, I guess. 250 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,000 I envy that, Kathleen. 251 00:14:24,547 --> 00:14:27,813 -Me and my mom... -Okay, Charlie, give it a rest. 252 00:14:27,814 --> 00:14:31,529 We are not a bunch of sorority girls you can charm with your big, brown eyes. 253 00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:33,930 And nice smile. 254 00:14:35,149 --> 00:14:37,295 Thank you, Mandy. 255 00:14:37,296 --> 00:14:41,522 Linda, I admit I sometimes relate to women on a very superficial level, 256 00:14:41,523 --> 00:14:43,285 but I think that's because 257 00:14:43,286 --> 00:14:48,442 deep down, I have intimacy issues that probably go back to my mom. 258 00:14:48,443 --> 00:14:51,342 My mother crippled me emotionally! 259 00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:54,335 You, too? 260 00:14:54,336 --> 00:14:57,571 And I am so afraid I'm making the same mistakes with my daughter. 261 00:14:57,571 --> 00:15:00,029 -You know what... -Ruth. 262 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:07,372 That's the same fear I have with Jake, Ruth. 263 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:11,985 I've clearly made mistakes, but that's because I'm human. 264 00:15:11,986 --> 00:15:15,636 And after all, what're we trying to do with our children 265 00:15:15,637 --> 00:15:18,709 other than to raise them as humans? 266 00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:24,029 Stop it, Charlie. "Our children"? You have no children. 267 00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:30,270 That's true. Although I don't think it's fair to throw it in my face. 268 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:35,720 I mean, some of us haven't been blessed with the little ones the way you have. 269 00:15:35,721 --> 00:15:38,313 That was uncalled for, Judith. 270 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:46,931 Look, I'm being real up-front with you about the mistakes I've made with Jake. 271 00:15:46,932 --> 00:15:49,332 How I've influenced him. 272 00:15:49,335 --> 00:15:53,305 But let's talk for a minute about how he's influenced me. 273 00:15:53,306 --> 00:15:58,330 How this little boy has made me a better man. 274 00:16:01,218 --> 00:16:04,100 Dear God! You are not going to listen to this crap, are you? 275 00:16:04,101 --> 00:16:07,072 No, I will not... 276 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:12,332 He's lying to you. That's all he does! Lie! You've got to believe me. 277 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:17,661 It's okay. It's all right, Judith. We are all here for you. 278 00:16:22,616 --> 00:16:25,380 Okay, who's ready for a refill? 279 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,213 That kid. 280 00:16:29,214 --> 00:16:31,583 What are you going to do, huh? 281 00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:33,505 Charlie, where's the little girl's room? 282 00:16:33,506 --> 00:16:36,933 It's down the hall to the right, and around here we leave the seat up, 283 00:16:36,934 --> 00:16:39,719 so don't just drop trou and back in. 284 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,417 -You are terrible! -I'm serious. 285 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:45,123 I'm not coming in there with the shoehorn. 286 00:16:45,678 --> 00:16:47,919 You are getting a little pink there, Kathy. 287 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,802 Turn around, I'll put some more suntan lotion on your back. 288 00:16:50,803 --> 00:16:53,203 Okay. 289 00:16:54,807 --> 00:16:56,567 -Hi, Alan! -Hello. 290 00:16:56,568 --> 00:16:59,794 -You have a lovely home. -Thank you. 291 00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:02,493 What's happening? 292 00:17:02,494 --> 00:17:06,881 A bunch of us came over to have wine in God's room. Why don't you join us? 293 00:17:06,882 --> 00:17:09,282 Thank you. 294 00:17:10,983 --> 00:17:12,807 What the hell? 295 00:17:12,808 --> 00:17:15,434 Buffalo Gals, won 't you come out tonight 296 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,029 Come out tonight, come out tonight 297 00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:20,976 Buffalo Gals, won 't you come out tonight 298 00:17:20,977 --> 00:17:24,020 And dance by the light of the moon 299 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,666 -Hey, Dad. -Hey, pal! 300 00:17:33,309 --> 00:17:35,230 What's going on? 301 00:17:35,231 --> 00:17:38,273 -I want my friends back. -I am sorry, what? 302 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,291 -Hey, Uncle Charlie. -There he is. 303 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:42,565 How you doing, buddy? We missed you around here! 304 00:17:42,566 --> 00:17:44,358 -I slept over at Toby's house. -Cool! 305 00:17:44,359 --> 00:17:46,409 Jake, honey, go put your stuff in your room. 306 00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:48,298 Okay. 307 00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:51,022 -He's staying? -Okay, here's the deal. 308 00:17:51,023 --> 00:17:54,897 We go back to the original custody arrangement, but with one new condition. 309 00:17:54,898 --> 00:17:56,050 What's that? 310 00:17:56,051 --> 00:18:00,601 Charlie agrees to never, ever, enter my house again. 311 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,160 Done. 312 00:18:03,835 --> 00:18:06,657 -You want some wine? -Charlie... 313 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,790 Yeah, sure, why not. 314 00:18:13,444 --> 00:18:15,333 How? 315 00:18:15,334 --> 00:18:18,704 I told you, I am hard to stay mad at. 316 00:18:20,652 --> 00:18:23,522 Anyway, they're your problem now. 317 00:18:23,599 --> 00:18:28,245 I am going to hang with Jake till Tiffany gets here. 318 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,471 What? 319 00:18:41,472 --> 00:18:43,958 You got a normal-sized head. 320 00:18:44,547 --> 00:18:47,428 Thanks. I am pretty happy with it. 321 00:18:47,429 --> 00:18:49,639 -I don't get it. -What don't you get? 322 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:53,098 I heard Mom say the reason Uncle Charlie gets into so much trouble 323 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:56,757 is because he thinks with his little head. 324 00:18:58,961 --> 00:19:01,361 It's not that little. 325 00:19:02,325 --> 00:19:05,809 -Okay, you tell your mother... -Charlie. 326 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,538 That women are to be honored and respected. 327 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:11,036 See, Jake? That's the big head talking. 328 00:19:11,037 --> 00:19:13,437 But he only has one head. 329 00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:18,499 You want to tell him or should we let him spin for a while? 330 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,133 I'd rather he spin. 331 00:19:20,134 --> 00:19:23,101 Come on, at least give me a clue. 332 00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,835 All right. 333 00:19:25,836 --> 00:19:28,461 What do men have that women don't? 334 00:19:28,462 --> 00:19:30,862 Beards. 335 00:19:30,928 --> 00:19:34,314 -Lower. -Beards. 336 00:19:40,410 --> 00:19:42,820 You're right, let him spin.